sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

(via wanderingautomaton)

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

(via thatawkwardfriend)

hornersimpson:

People with cute noses are lucky

(Source: daytimeblogger, via thatawkwardfriend)